Well, I have been waiting to write this book review for almost a month now.? I?ve just been too busy with coverage of actual important events to place any time on this, but now I have finished the book and I?m ready to give my complete, unfiltered opinion about this book.? I wanted to read it from top to bottom to make absolutely certain that there was not one redeemable quality about this book.? I was just looking for one.? Not asking for much.? I never found one!
Twang: A Novel by John Schlimm is a complete and utter piece of nothing, but pure trash.? Disguised as a work of fiction, it is no more than an extended version of? National Enquirer or any other cheap gossip rag you might be tempted to buy in the grocery store checkout line.? However, to our readers at NashvilleHype!, I strongly urge you NOT to waste your money nor put any more money in this person?s pocket! This is a poorly-written book filled with half-truths, lies, and complete garbage.? The author of this book is John Schlimm, who states he is a former publicist for several major country music artists and a public relations professor.? Well, all that I can say is that he must have some type of ax to grind since he is a former publicist and probably couldn?t quite cut it here in Nashville.
You probably think I?m being quite harsh, and I can most assuredly tell you that I?m not! I don?t think I have ever been so disgusted with a book in my life.? I am sickened by the mean-spirited nature of this book.? I was sent an unsolicited email telling me all about this supposedly fictional book, which teased whoever the reader was to guess who the actual country music artists are that are being written about.? This book treads on a very thin line just short of slander by spreading gossip, lies and half-truths into the minds of the readers because it?s writing about public figures.? Public figures such as country music artists would have a very difficult time proving slander in any normal conditions.? A private citizen can easily prove slander, whereas a public figure has an extremely difficult time of proving it.? This is why those gossip rags you find on supermarket shelves continue to stay in business because they can print whatever they want about celebrities and, unfortunately, the celebrities can?t do anything about it.? Plus, there are always people out there interested in reading about celebrity gossip.? Also, factor in the writer states it?s fiction and renames the characters, but with the descriptions, any country music fan would be able to figure out who they are writing about.? This makes it near impossible to prove any slander at all.
The storyline of the book follows the main character of Billie Blotter, who is a trusted entertainment journalist in Nashville.? Billie makes it a point to gain the trust of as many country music artists as he can.? He tells the artists that he is writing a tribute book about country music, but instead, uses his position of trust to write a supposed tell-all book.? Because the artists think that it?s a tribute book and trust this journalist from past experience, they feel comfortable enough to reveal certain secrets to him that he uses against them all.
This book is FILLED with nothing but completely fictional accounts of what happens behind the closed doors of many of country music?s biggest stars.? There is no proof, nothing of value?just pure garbage written with the intent to make the author rich and hurt many of country music?s biggest stars.? Don?t buy into any of it! I urge you.? Don?t waste your time or your money.
Here is a quote from the end of the book about what happened to the character of Billie Blotter upon the release of his tell-all book.? ?For weeks after the release of Nashville Undressed, Billie was courted by all the major media outlets around the globe to tell everyone how he bamboozled the entire Country Music industry.? He was happy to share his tale, but was most careful to never disclose his new tropical residence.? He feared a few of his subjects might still come looking for him when they got through cashing in on the free publicity his tell-all had created for them.
Billie decided since his nonfiction version of Nashville was such a hit, he would repackage it as fiction and send it right back out there.? His publisher loved the idea and so did his readers.? After all, he had all the characters and situations he needed for a good ole honky-tonk nod to his literary idol, Jackie Collins.? He only had to change the names and use a little artistic liberty with the storylines.?
It is my conclusion that the author, John Schlimm, who claims to have worked in the country music business as a publicist has decided to try to use his former position of trust and access to the most private information of his clients as a means to try to make a few bucks since he no longer works in the business, and has no fear of repercussions.? Unfortunately, people will have a natural tendency to believe what he has to say since they figure he must know what he?s talking about if he worked in the industry.? Keep in mind anybody can make up anything that they want and try to pass it off as the truth, which is exactly what he has done.? He wants to sell a few books at the expense of others by attempting to tarnish their reputations.? He comes up with this entire book based on nothing but gossip, half-truths and lies about public figures, that he knows can?t do anything about it.? Plus, he changes the names of the characters to keep from being accused and sued for actual slander.? It?s sickening.? Absolutely sickening and repulsive in every way! And, so what if there is even one-thousandth of an ounce of truth in this book, which I highly doubt.? Who cares! Are country music artists not human and not allowed a private life free of public scrutiny? Let them enjoy their privacy.? Do some of them have skeletons in their closets? I would be naive to think otherwise.? They are human, just like me.? We ALL have things in our past or our present that we aren?t proud of.? We ALL have things we would rather not get out.? There isn?t a soul alive who does not have some type of ?skeleton in their closet?.? Some have more than others.? I personally would like to see John Schlimm have his ?skeletons? revealed in a book.? I?m sure he?s got quite a few!
Again, this is just my opinion, but please trust it.? Do not read this book.? It is pure trash.? If you do chose to waste your money on it, remember that this is fiction and don?t believe everything that you read.? Toss this one in the trash where it belongs or, better yet, toss it in the recycle bin so that maybe it will have ONE redeeming quality!
Below you will find the email that I received about this book when I was encouraged to read it for review.? I?m guessing they must?ve found me through our site since readers can email me.
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Anyone who says that truth is stranger than fiction, hasn?t read John Schlimm?s debut novel Twang, a sizzling and laugh-out-loud read for any country music fan and pop culture junkie looking for a surefire beach read this summer. As a former celebrity publicist who worked with several Country Music megastars during his whirlwind tenure in Nashville, Schlimm?s eyes were opened wide, leaving him with an unmatched perspective of what really lies beneath the popular world of entertainment. What resulted is a comical and unforgettable tale that follows several fictionalized stars through the most dramatic and life-changing year in their careers.
Readers will also be tempted into the ultimate guessing game by the provocative antics of characters who, upon closer look, may actually seem quite familiar. The New York Post?s Page Six got involved in the guessing game today:? http://nyp.st/iRznd9. Twang shows that the world of Country Music is far more compelling, quirky, and scandal-ridden than anyone could ever have imagined.
Twang is being released exclusively as an e-book (June 1, 2011, $2.99). Review copies, Q&A with the author and giveaways (gift cards to online book retailers) available. Please contact me at #######. For more information about John Schlimm and his other award-winning books, visit www.johnschlimm.com
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